I got a garage sale clock.
Well, I'm not sure entirely, but I think it might eventually have something to do with this garage sale cricket.
Also I found this really neat (but also a little bit creepy) donkey.
I'm not going to suggest what you might do to those creepy, creepy teeth while he's still in the house with me, but think about it.
I'll mail him to you.
Or your worst enemy, if you'd prefer.
Just send me an address.