Today, at a garage sale, I got my own riot shield!
"Why would we need a riot shield?" Asks Shortsighted Hubby.
"So we will be invited to all the best riots, of course."
Sooooo, now you know. If you ever plan a riot. I have a shield!
Don't I look scary?
I was trying to look scary.
Maybe it would look more scary if you saw the calf-length skirt and the eyelet knee-socks I was wearing with it.
Maybe I need to work on scary.